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Freak for Life 6996 is the fourth studio album by American rapper Luke. It was released on July 12, 1994 through Luke Records. Recording sessions took place at Luke Recording Studio in Liberty City, Florida. Production was handled by Mike \"Fresh\" McCray, DJ Slice, Darren \"DJ Spin\" Rudnick, DJ Laz and Eddie Miller, with Luke serving as executive producer. It features guest appearances from JT Money, Home Team, Fresh Kid Ice, Likkle Wicked, Trellini and Verb.

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Ashley is a village in Delaware County, Ohio, United States. The population was 1,198 at the 2020 census.

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