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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}

{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you comfort a designer?","punchline":"You give them some space... between the elements.","id":439}

{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

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