{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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